Candyblog: Halloweenday Edition

HEY DUDES
Halloween is a day for candy. This is why a good candyblog would come in handy on a day such as Halloween. Unfortunately, all you get is this.

BEST HARD CANDY EVER. The fam used to get this back in Hong Kong, and I think I might have found it once in America, but it's been a super long time since I've had it. If you haven't guessed yet, it is a SOUR candy. I remember it being OH SO sour, but I guess my tongue broke or something because now it's just kinda sour, but still delish.
Also, they are nice enough to give you instructions on how to eat the candy, created by Roy Lichtenstein. TRUE STORY: once in middle school I commented on Ry's Roy Lichtenstein shirt and he didn't believe that I knew who he was. I tried to tell him that I took a modern art history class but he mumbled something about Wagner and turned away.
This stuff is so good. I'm not quite sure what the name is, but the description in the brown oval says that it's "chocolate pie". It's not really anything close to pie, but it's still fantastic. It's like a flaky cracker thing that's injected with chocolate and given a toasty top.

I'm pretty sure Dars isn't Japanese at all, but I've never had it anywhere else, so it goes on the blog. I expected Dars to be something pretty rad and have plenty of tasties inside, but it just turned out to be a bunch of small milk chocolate bars. At first I was all LAAAAAAAAAAAME but it turns out that it's actually really good tasting chocolate. Sort of like Ghana, only better. Also, the pink dot up on the flap is probably one of the raddest and most useful things I've ever seen on a chocolate box. The three colors show what temperature the chocolate is at, so you can tell if it's been melted, frozen, or if it's just at the perfect temperature.

ALSO
Remember that Maccha stuff I was talking about? Well I also had some Maccha Kit Kats which were pretty tasty, but I have yet to find it again. Just imagine some Kit Kats that are green. And taste like delicious green tea. FANTASTIC.

I know that many of you are going to be doing things tonight to celebrate Halloween, but I want all of you to be safe. Seeing as every other place on the internet is giving out safety tips for tonight's festivities, I figure I will as well.First of all, if you see a baby DO NOT GIVE IT ALCOHOL. I'm not entirely sure about what will happen, and that can only mean that HORRIBLE things will happen. Secondly, if you happen to be handling any pencils tonight, for God's sake, don't point it at anyone or use it for anything other than writing and drawing. Doing so could be DANGEROUS.

That's all you really need to know for safety on Halloween. Well, not really. There's probably a ton more of stuff but I'm not gonna bother with any of it because that was just a lame way to post some pictures I had and maybe write something about them.

Actually, wait. I do have one more thing for you guys to do. All of you in college right now, try to get your whole dorm to fill a room up with candy and get somebody to go swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck does in his bank. Take a video and send it back. Style points if you dive.