Sunday, January 20, 2008

Just wanted to let you guys know that I might be dead as soon as the weather starts warming up again. It turns out that there's a humongous monster that resides here in Japan that rears its ugly head every year. Also it is apparently a distant relative of Mothra. It's the "Asian Giant Hornet" or Vespa Mandarinia Japonica, and it can spit acid right into your eyes, no joke. Plus the venom has pheromones that call over even more hornets to spit more venom and gnaw at you with their gigantic mandibles. 30 of these dudes can take on 30,000 normal honeybees and kill them all in just a couple of hours, and then gorge themselves on honey afterwards. I can't even be in the same room as a yellowjacket without peeing myself, so I'm pretty sure I'll be done for if I cross paths with one of these things.

So yeah bugs. They aren't any fun.
Anyway. I've been doing things over here in Isahaya. I moved families once again, and found out that I won't actually have five host families, but I'll just be going back to my first two host families again. I don't really understand why they did this instead of just making my stays longer, but uh, I don't really understand a lot of things over here.

The new family is nice. My first weekend with them, we made a trip over to the local Buddhist temple because it was still the New Year's time and they went to pay respects to their ancestors, or something. I dunno.Then this weekend I went to a botanical garden with the host mom and her sister. It was pretty nice, but it seemed really strange to be in the middle of winter and checking out palm trees and all that. And uh...I really don't have anything to say for this post. I'll just put pictures up.

the truth is that after reading about that wasp hornet killer bee thing I read a bunch more about creepy insects and now I'm really paranoid and all I can think about are gross bugs, so uh, I'll just leave off here.

5 comments:

Evan said...

Don't forget about our old pal the giant weta.

Ben Kuyper said...

That bee is two inches long! Jesus Christ!

Even the bravest of bug totin' bro's (Bear Grylls) wouldn't last a second against that thing.

I don't think you are alone, there.

Pretty pix, I like that wall of ivy or whatever it is.

>Jer said...

Evan
I actually remembered the weta after reading about the ASIAN GIANT HORNET and looked that up on wikipedia again and freaked out becuase IT IS STILL SO GROSS

Ben
apparently they kill 70 people a year
I don't even kill A person a year how can I stand up to that power level

Langer said...

I hate bees so much. also i just looked up this Weta thing and that looks like the most disgusting bug ever did u guys see one somewhere?

phintleroy said...

Jeremy get the fuck out man. You're right you can't compete with that power level, I found one article that said it was OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! so like... not happening

Also I know what you mean with the palm trees in January, a friend and I were just smacking open some coconuts in the parking lot of our hotel here, I'm in Cocoa Beach with the crew team for some training.